Larry David Quotes - Page 2

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• I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.

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  Drug, Needs

  "Hitching a Ride With Larry David". Interview with Paul Samuel Dolman, www.vulture.com. 2013.

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• Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible.

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  Terrible, Happens

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• I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

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  Funny, Thinking, Bad Grades

  "Larry David: More Enthusiasm, Curbed". "Morning Edition" with Steve Inskeep, www.npr.org. September 23, 2005.

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• I find human contact repulsive.

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  Contact, Humans

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• My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

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  Sloth, Degradation, Backgrounds

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• I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.

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  People, Quiet, Find Me

  Interview with Stephen Thompson, www.avclub.com. April 22, 1998.

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• If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

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  Funny, Lonely, Feel Good

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• My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.

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  Helping, Help Me, Drivers

  "Larry David: More Enthusiasm, Curbed". "Morning Edition" with Steve Inskeep, www.npr.org. September 23, 2005.

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• I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

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  Jobs, Taxi, Cab

  "Angry Middle-Aged Man" by James Kaplan, www.newyorker.com. January 19, 2004.

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• Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.

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  Play, Luck, Want

  "Hitching a Ride With Larry David". www.vulture.com. May 26, 2013.

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• There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!

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• Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.

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  Who I Am, People, Giving

  "When Ricky met Larry" by Giles Smith, www.telegraph.co.uk. December 11, 2005.

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• If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.

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  Running, Flirting, Knows

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.

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  Laughing, Satisfaction, Honest

  "Hitching a Ride With Larry David". Interview with Paul Samuel Dolman, www.vulture.com. May 26, 2013.

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• I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

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  Golf, Thinking, Addiction

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• People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.

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  People, Actors, Nasty

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• I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.

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  Firsts

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• I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it.

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  Writing, Eight, Actors

  "Larry David: More Enthusiasm, Curbed". "Morning Edition" with Steve Inskeep, www.npr.org. September 23, 2005.

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• Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.

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  Hey, May, Facts

  "Curb Your Enthusiasm". TV Series, www.imdb.com. (2000 - ).

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• You write about what you know.

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  Writing, Knows

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. June 28, 2016.

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• Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

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  Bird, Trying, Able

  "Curb Your Enthusiasm". TV Series, www.imdb.com. (2000– ).

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• I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.

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  Talking, People, Problem

  "Curb Your Enthusiasm: Chet's Shirt". TV Series, 2002.

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• I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

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  Comedian, Not Interested, Wanted

  "Angry Middle-Aged Man" by James Kaplan, www.newyorker.com. January 19, 2004.

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• I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.

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  Years, Empty Life, Generations

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.

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• Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.

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  Ideas, Space, People

  "An Extremely Awkward Encounter with Larry David". Interview with Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. September 18, 2009.

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