Rodney Carrington Quotes

• I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.

  Rodney Carrington

  Would Be, Comedy, Hardest

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• Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.

  Rodney Carrington

  Kids, Thinking, Today

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• I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.

  Rodney Carrington

  Jobs, Beer, Goes On

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• You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.

  Rodney Carrington

  Way, Malicious, Right Way

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• If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'

  Rodney Carrington

  Essence, Voice, Mind

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• I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

  Rodney Carrington

  Children, Kids, Funny Marriage

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• When I was little, there were three channels.

  Rodney Carrington

  Three, Littles

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