Drew Carey Quotes

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• Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Sarcastic, Jobs

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• Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

  Drew Carey

  Keys, Goal, Design

  FaceBook post by Drew Carey from May 16, 2014

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• If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

  Drew Carey

  Miracle, Frogs, Neat

  "The Drew Carey Show". www.imdb.com. 1995 - 2004.

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• I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

  Drew Carey

  Good Love, Lovers, Good Lovers

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• Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Drinking, Beer

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• I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

  Drew Carey

  Sorry, Feelings, Overcoming

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• I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Mom, Father

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• You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

  Drew Carey

  Tomatoes, Coke, Bourbon

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• Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

  Drew Carey

  People, Competition, Work Harder

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1997.

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• As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

  Drew Carey

  Book, Exercise, Next

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• There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

  Drew Carey

  Fun, People, Needs

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• Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Humorous, Lines

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• And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

  Drew Carey

  Home, Kids, Tvs

  FaceBook post by Drew Carey from Mar 15, 2013

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• Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.

  Drew Carey

  Beer, Medical Insurance, Trying

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• Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

  Drew Carey

  Sitting, Use, Different

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• Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

  Drew Carey

  Years, Labels, Libertarian

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• I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

  Drew Carey

  Song, Rap, Wish

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• I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

  Drew Carey

  Teenager, Book, Writing

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• I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

  Drew Carey

  People, Cleveland, Normalcy

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?

  Drew Carey

  Fun, Thinking, People

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November, 1997.

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• I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

  Drew Carey

  Comedian, Would Be, Shows

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November, 1997.

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• I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

  Drew Carey

  Sick, Tire, Lifestyle

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• As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

  Drew Carey

  Retirement, Government, Goal

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1997.

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• What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

  Drew Carey

  Democracy, Want, What You Want

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• I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

  Drew Carey

  People, Appreciate, Earth

  Interview with Mary Buckheit, proxy.espn.com. September 9, 2002.

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