Drew Carey Quotes - Page 3

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• You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

  Drew Carey

  Hair, Worry, Brain

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• I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.

  Drew Carey

  Fun, Dirty, Thinking

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• After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

  Drew Carey

  Games, Coal, Shows

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• I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.

  Drew Carey

  Running, Distance, Heart

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• Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!

  Drew Carey

  Beer, Boys, America

  "The Drew Carey Show". www.imdb.com. 1995 - 2004.

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• Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.

  Drew Carey

  Noses, Election, Vote

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• I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

  Drew Carey

  Book, Believe, Men

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• Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

  Drew Carey

  Food, Weight Loss, Punishment

  FaceBook post by Drew Carey from Feb 27, 2013

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• I'm competitive at everything.

  Drew Carey

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie, reason.com. November, 1997.

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• Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

  Drew Carey

  Cities, House, Political

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• On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

  Drew Carey

  Cutting, Lines, Enough

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• Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?

  Drew Carey

  Stars, War, Violence

  "The Drew Carey Show". www.imdb.com. 1995-2004.

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• It sucks being fat, you know.

  Drew Carey

  Fats, Knows, Being Fat

  "Drew Carey Weight Loss (PICTURE): Did He Really Shed Diabetes along with Fat?". www.cbsnews.com. September 20, 2010.

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• The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

  Drew Carey

  School, Cities, People

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• I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!

  Drew Carey

  Jobs, Parent, Remember

  "The Drew Carey Show". TV Series, www.imdb.com. September 13, 1995.

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• I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.

  Drew Carey

  Thinking, House, Cabinets

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• Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

  Drew Carey

  Exaggeration Is, Comedy, Bigs

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steve Kurtz, November, 1997.

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• I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

  Drew Carey

  Missing, Insecurity, Economic

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie, Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.

  Drew Carey

  Smart, Luck, Asking

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• The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.

  Drew Carey

  Soccer, Hate, Team

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• The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

  Drew Carey

  Brother, Games, Firsts

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.

  Drew Carey

  Vacation, Laughing, Stories

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.

  Drew Carey

  Running, Work Out, Worried

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• I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.

  Drew Carey

  Running, Stupid, House

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• What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

  Drew Carey

  Helping, Shows

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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