For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.
When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.
If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.
Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.
The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.
I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.
The less [government] the better.
I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.
We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
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