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• People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

  Drew Carey

  People, Laughing, Looks

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie, reason.com. November, 1997.

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• Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

  Drew Carey

  Green, Tough, Glad

  "Drew Carey remembers when The Tonight Show really meant something". Interview with Will Harris, tv.avclub.com. July 17, 2012.

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• TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Winning, Clubs

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• I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

  Drew Carey

  Pain, Paper, Online

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• I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

  Drew Carey

  Running, Morning, Eggs

  "Drew Carey: 'I feel like I'm aging in reverse'". Interview with Mary Brophy Marcus, usatoday30.usatoday.com. May 8, 2011.

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• The less [government] the better.

  Drew Carey

  Government

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steven Kurtz, reason.com. November 1997.

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• That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.

  Drew Carey

  People, Guy, Forever

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• The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

  Drew Carey

  Beautiful, Girl, Las Vegas

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• I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

  Drew Carey

  Cleveland, Jeopardy

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• Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

  Drew Carey

  Exercise, Weight, Lose Weight

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• If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

  Drew Carey

  Guy, Social, Belts

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• There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

  Drew Carey

  Winning, Thinking, Games

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• But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

  Drew Carey

  Boys, Bob, Want

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1997.

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• There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

  Drew Carey

  Cameras, Energy, Clubs

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• The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.

  Drew Carey

  Christian, Country, Fun

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• I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

  Drew Carey

  Wish, Shows

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• I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

  Drew Carey

  Dies

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• It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.

  Drew Carey

  Bars, Want, Should

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• I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

  Drew Carey

  Political, Want, Way

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

  Drew Carey

  Sex, Clothes, Feel Good

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• I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

  Drew Carey

  Retirement, Guy, House

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• Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

  Drew Carey

  Believe, Insane, Happened

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• One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.

  Drew Carey

  Running, Tired, Son

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

  Drew Carey

  Laughing, Unexpected, Kind

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• The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

  Drew Carey

  Years, Long, Competition

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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