Drew Carey Quotes - Page 2

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• Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

  Drew Carey

  White, People, Guilt

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November, 1997.

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• The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Sex, Pain

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• At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?

  Drew Carey

  People, Safe, Feels

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• I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.

  Drew Carey

  Fun, Giving, Happy Place

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• I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

  Drew Carey

  Couple, Thinking, Guy

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• When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.

  Drew Carey

  Media, Creative, Magazines

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

  Drew Carey

  Moving, Thinking, Something Better

  "Drew Carey: A New Lifestyle". abcnews.go.com. November 14.

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• I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'

  Drew Carey

  Girlfriend, Years, Car

  "Drew Carey remembers when The Tonight Show really meant something". Interview with Will Harris, www.avclub.com. July 17, 2012.

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• Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

  Drew Carey

  Cute, Nice, Drunk

  "The Drew Carey Show". www.imdb.com. 1995-2004.

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• The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

  Drew Carey

  Vegetables, Healthy, Like You

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• Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

  Drew Carey

  Vegas, America, Want

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

  Drew Carey

  Salary, Levels, Way

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

  Drew Carey

  Indirect, Position

  "The Drew Carey Show". www.imdb.com. 1995 - 2004.

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• The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

  Drew Carey

  Marine, Names, Wish

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• I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.

  Drew Carey

  Winter, Thinking, Ohio

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• Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Successful

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November, 1997.

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• In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

  Drew Carey

  Jobs, Captains, Truck

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• Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

  Drew Carey

  Getting High, Libertarian, Stills

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• Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

  Drew Carey

  Sports, Photography, Get Better

  FaceBook post by Drew Carey from Feb 11, 2013

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• I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

  Drew Carey

  People, Laughing, Trying

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• I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

  Drew Carey

  Vegas, Las Vegas, Want

  "This weekend, improv is right for Drew Carey". "The Kats Report" with John Katsilometes, lasvegassun.com. October 4, 2012.

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• My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.

  Drew Carey

  Kitchen, Cardiologist, Cranky

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• Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

  Drew Carey

  Sex, Gay, Guy

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• I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.

  Drew Carey

  Likes, Kind, Persons

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• Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

  Drew Carey

  Hollywood, Gestures, Symbolic

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steven Kurtz, reason.com. November 1997.

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