Drew Carey Funny Quotes

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• Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Sarcastic, Jobs

• Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Drinking, Beer

• I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Mom, Father

• Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Humorous, Lines

• The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Sex, Pain

• Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Successful

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November, 1997.

• TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Winning, Clubs

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