You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win.
I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.
About the only other thing I'd want would be a wider neck. My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string next to the one I'm fretting.
No fashion has ever been created expressly for the lean purse or for the fat woman: the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.
Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.
Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.
Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in.
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it.
Writing for me is cutting out the fat and getting to the meaning.
No one on this Earth knows how old I am.
The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.
I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.
A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you.
I don't want to play fat cops for the rest of my life.
Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.
You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.
One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".
The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected.
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.
If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you!
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it.
I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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