Fats Quotes

• There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice.

  Joe Mantegna

  Voice, Dolls, Cracks

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• Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over

  Eoin Colfer

  Singing, Trying, Care

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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  With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

  Jack Nicholson

  Sunglasses, Nicholson

  "The summer 2015 sunglasses rules - six essential style tips" by Hannah Marriott, www.theguardian.com. June 24, 2015.

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• You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

  Satchel Paige

  Bats, Balls

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• One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".

  Richard Simmons

  Funny, Farewell, One Day

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

  Kirstie Alley

  Tired, Size, Plus

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.

  Elizabeth Hurley

  Ifs

  "Marilyn Monroe" by Imogen Tilden, Sara Gaines, www.theguardian.com. June 1, 2001.

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• We have no butter... but I ask you, would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat.

  Hermann Goring

  Powerful, Gun, History

  Speech, Hamburg, Germany, 1936

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• In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be.

  Gloria Steinem

  Anorexia, Mind, Toledo

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• A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you.

  Norman Reilly Raine

  Down And, Sticks, Stomach

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• It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

  Roseanne Barr

  Being Happy, Food, Weight Loss

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• Being fat worked, and I think that was what was confusing for me for a long time in my career.

  Ricki Lake

  Thinking, Careers, Long

  "Ricki Lake: From Size 24 to Skinny" by Roxanna Sherwood, abcnews.go.com. January 5, 2011.

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• I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.

  Cher

  Girl, Money, Pet

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• I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it.

  Kirstie Alley

  Responsibility, Ice Cream, Eating

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• You can be fat and still be sexy . It all depends on how you feel about yourself

  Elizabeth Taylor

  Sexy, Clever, How You Feel

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• Foods high in bad fats, sugar and chemicals are directly linked to many negative emotions, whereas whole, natural foods rich in nutrients - foods such as fruits, vegetables, grains and legumes - contribute to greater energy and positive emotions.

  Marilu Henner

  Vegetables, Energy, Negative

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• Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.

  Noel Redding

  Song, Writing, Mattresses

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• Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, 'You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.'

  Dave Barry

  Exercise, Snickers, Tiny

  Dave Barry (1999). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Random House Digital, Inc.

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• I don't want to play fat cops for the rest of my life.

  Will Patton

  Play, Want, Cop

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• I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

  Ruby Wax

  Truth, People, Television

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• I don't need the fillers, additives, excessive amounts of sugars, fats, salts and other measures taken to taint the natural goodness of real food.

  Mark Hyman, M.D.

  Real, Taken, Needs

  FaceBook post by Mark Hyman, MD from May 22, 2012

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• I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there

  Connie Chung

  Equality, Men, Thinking

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• Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn't handle people talking about how fat I was.

  Stevie Nicks

  Talking, Sight, Love Of My Life

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• The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.

  Kirstie Alley

  Stupid, Jenny, Reason

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• I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all

  Morton Feldman

  Thinking, People, Way

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