Fats Quotes - Page 2

• I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.

  Paul Gauguin

  Funny, Mistress, Fool

  Paul Gauguin (1985). “The Intimate Journals of Paul Gauguin”, p.2, Routledge

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• People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

  Pamela Anderson

  Dog, Rain, Smell

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• I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

  Ruby Wax

  Truth, People, Television

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• I make lots of casseroles that have protein, veggies, carbs and good fats all together.

  Tori Spelling

  Together, Protein, Carbs

  "CBB Chats With Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott". Interview, celebritybabies.people.com. February 5, 2010.

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• I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all

  Morton Feldman

  Thinking, People, Way

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• the role of the Do-Gooder is not what actors call a fat part.

  Margaret Halsey

  Kindness, Roles, Actors

  Margaret Halsey (1952). “The Folks at Home”

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• I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there

  Connie Chung

  Equality, Men, Thinking

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• I don't need the fillers, additives, excessive amounts of sugars, fats, salts and other measures taken to taint the natural goodness of real food.

  Mark Hyman, M.D.

  Real, Taken, Needs

  FaceBook post by Mark Hyman, MD from May 22, 2012

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• Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.

  Gabriel Garcia Marquez

  Mouths, Seems

  "Gabriel Garcia Marquez: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. April 18, 2014.

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• There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

  Kirstie Alley

  More To Life

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• Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.

  Jim Rohn

  Life, Motivational, Inspiring

  FaceBook post by Jim Rohn from Jul 30, 2016

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• Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

  Joan Rivers

  Food, Seconds, Favorite Foods

  "Joan Rivers' Most Memorable Insults". www.hollywoodreporter.com. September 04, 2014.

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• The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.

  Jack LaLanne

  Exercise, Way, Eating Less

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• 'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

  Dave Barry

  Bags, Crawling, Escargot

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• You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.

  Hank Stram

  Running, Lifts, Diets

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• If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle. You've got to get rid of that fat! How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet.

  Jack LaLanne

  Sports, Bigs, Bigger

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• A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Friendship, Laughter

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• A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

  Dennis Miller

  Funny, Running, Humor

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• I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.

  Ronald Reagan

  Money, Cat, Politics

  Ronald Reagan, Bill Adler (1981). “The Reagan wit”, Jameson Books

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• It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Funny, Witty, Motivational Sports

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

  Walt Whitman

  Funny, Humor, Sticks

  Walt Whitman, Sculley Bradley, Harold W. Blodgett (2008). “Leaves of Grass: A Textual Variorum of the Printed Poems, 1855-1856”, p.25, NYU Press

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• Imprisoned in every fat man a thin one is wildly signalling to be let out.

  Cyril Connolly

  Men, Literature, Thin Man

  "Cyril Connolly: journal and memoir".

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• I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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  No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Running, Loss, Office

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• I'm more hungry now than I was 11 years ago. Which is great because I see a lot of artists that have been out for a long period of time. They get kind of fat.

  Lenny Kravitz

  Artist, Years, Long

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