A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle. You've got to get rid of that fat! How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet.
I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
It's not about weight, it's about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat, because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.
It is impossible for our working people to maintain their full strength if they do not succeed in obtaining a sufficient supply of fat, allotted to them on a proper basis.
There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women.
So easy, when you know how.
What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.
I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat, and time was when I could not refrain from telling such people so.
I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs
Two things are going on at the same time with the flattening of the world: The relentless quest for efficiency is squeezing some of the fat out of life.
A vegan diet takes care of most of what we need to do. But you'll also want to minimize the use of oils generally, because while olive oil and other vegetable oils are better for your heart than chicken fat, they are as fattening as animal fats.
I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.
God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.
I have a chef who makes sure that I'm getting the right amounts of carbs, proteins and fats throughout the day to keep me at my max performance level.
I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life
When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died.
I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp, gaunt names that never get fat.
I'm known clean around the Earth.
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