My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
A cultural fixation on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty but an obsession about female obedience.
Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!
I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.
I am a better person when I have less on my plate.
Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
A culture fixation on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty but an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women’s history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.
The most important thing to remember about food labels is that you should avoid foods that have labels.
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
The best diet is the one that you don't know you are on.
Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more.
It is easier to change a man's religion than to change his diet.
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner
One should eat to live, not live to eat.
Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
We never repent of having eaten too little.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
It is the false shame of fools to try to conceal wounds that have not healed.
A good diet is the most powerful weapon we have against disease and sickness.
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