My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
A cultural fixation on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty but an obsession about female obedience.
I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.
Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!
I am a better person when I have less on my plate.
Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
A culture fixation on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty but an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women’s history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
The most important thing to remember about food labels is that you should avoid foods that have labels.
One should eat to live, not live to eat.
Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
We never repent of having eaten too little.
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
As a physician, I recommend nutritious hemp seeds and oil to anyone interested in maintaining a healthy diet. Everyone will benefit when American farmers can grow this amazing crop once again.
I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.
Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
I eat only vegetables and fruit, and to me it's the most aspirational diet because it's so easy. It's quite simple, the cooking I do.
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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