Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
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