Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
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