Doug Larson Quotes

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• Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

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  Funny, Courage, Humorous

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• Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

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  Inspirational, Wise, Wisdom

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• It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

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  Uplifting, People, Inspire

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• Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

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  Inspirational, Positive, Running

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• Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

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  Life, Hilarious, Food

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• The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

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  Cute, Graduation, Experience

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• It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.

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  Wise, Differences, Speech

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• If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

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  Funny, Witty, Retirement

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• A true friend is one who overlooks your failures
  and tolerates your success.

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  Funny, Friendship, Patience

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• Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

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  Wisdom, Knowledge, Decision

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• If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

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  Time, Flower, Humorous

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• There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

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  Happiness, Being Happy, Mediums

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• For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

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  Believe, Kids, Wrestling

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• People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.

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  Funny, Money, Congratulations

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• The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

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  Grandmother, Grandchildren, Ideas

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• The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.

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  Patience, Real, Secret

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• The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

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  Nice, Perfection, Joy

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• The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

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  Happiness, Happy, Laughter

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• To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

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  Inspirational, Motivational, Responsibility

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• Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.

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  Distance, Law, Flight

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• Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

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  Change, Keys, Cities

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• A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

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  Love, Inspirational, Family

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• Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.

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  News, Routes, Scenic

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• Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Positivity

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