Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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