Doug Larson Quotes - Page 3

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• Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

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  Education, Dog, Home

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• For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

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  Time, Sleep, Eight

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• Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

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  Happiness, Being Happy, Stars

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• Fancy Restaurant: one that serves cold soup on purpose.

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  Purpose, Soup, Fancy

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• A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam.

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  Prayer, School, Perfect

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• If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

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  Fun, Work, Weekend

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• There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.

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  Family, Faith, Grandchildren

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• Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

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  Hockey, Nhl, Ice

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• The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.

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  Birthday, Flames, Class

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• An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

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  Reputation, Reason, Bad Reputation

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• Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

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  Work, Two, Luxury

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• Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice.

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  People, Giving, Choices

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• Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

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  Children, Example, Doe

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• Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.

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  Mean, Achieve, Chiefs

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