Doug Larson Quotes - Page 2

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• Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Children

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• Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

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  Family, Responsibility, Unity

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• What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

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  Mistake, Cost Of Living, People

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• Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

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  Memories, Ruts, Nostalgia

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• A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.

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  Empty Life, Clean, Garage

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• Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

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  Time, Opportunity, Stealing

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• A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

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  Children, Cat, Perfectly Good

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• They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.

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  Lying, Men, Should Have

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• Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.

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  News, Routes, Scenic

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• There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

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  Wrong Number, Numbers

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• The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can't be sure.

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  Snow, Lasts, Trouble

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• A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

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  Inspirational, Weed, Nature

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• The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

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  Inspirational, Getting Older, Age

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• A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.

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  Life, Long, Enough

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• More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

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  Love, Relationship, Anniversary

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• Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

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  Nature, Spring, Groundhog Day

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• In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

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  Dog, Zero, Cat

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• Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

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  Funny, Business, Humorous

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• Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

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  Spring, Fall, Autumn

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• One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

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  Nice, Chance, Clean

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• The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

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  Friendship, Cat, Animal

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• A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

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  Humor, Form, Punning

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• Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

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  Grandma, Grandmother, Fighting

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• The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

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  Funny, Wisdom, Survival

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• How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

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  Children, Teenager, Dark

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