Garage Quotes

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  Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

  Paris Hilton

  Women, Should Have, Pet

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• I sat in a garage and invented the future.

  Steve Jobs

  Sat

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• Your body is the garage where you park your soul.

  Wayne Dyer

  Soul, Body, Parks

  Wayne W. Dyer (2009). “Staying on the Path: Easyread Super Large 18pt Edition”, p.6, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• I'm one of those guys who likes to piddle around in the garage and fix stuff.

  Steve Cropper

  Guy, Stuff, Likes

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• The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

  Minnie Pearl

  Husband, Kissing, Doctors

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• Welcome to my garage. This is where I go to get away from the Honey-Do list.

  Bill Engvall

  Funny, Humor, Honey

  "Bill Engvall: 15º Off Cool". TV Special, www.imdb.com. March 25, 2007.

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• I'm happier than I've ever been in life. Happy with my life outside of racing. Really happy with my life inside the garage.

  Matt Kenseth

  Happy Life, Racing, Happy With My Life

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• Your body is only the garage for your soul.

  Wayne Dyer

  Soul, Body, Your Soul

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• Our garage was basically science fair central.

  Jeff Bezos

  Science Fair, Fairs

  "King of Cyber-Commerce". "The Academy of Achievement" Interview, www.achievement.org. May 4, 2001.

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• Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

  Billy Sunday

  Funny, Hilarious, Christian

  Billy Sunday, William Thomas Ellis (1917). “Billy Sunday, the Man and His Message: With His Own Words which Have Won Thousands for Christ”

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• A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.

  Doug Larson

  Empty Life, Clean, Basements

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• I don't dream football. I dream the American Dream - two cars in a garage, be a happy father.

  Barry Sanders

  Football, Dream, Father

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• When you are in the final days of your life, what will you want? Will you hug that college degree in the walnut frame? Will you ask to be carried to the garage so you can sit in your car? Will you find comfort in rereading your financial statement? Of course not. What will matter then will be people. If relationships will matter most then, shouldn't they matter most now?

  Max Lucado

  Inspirational, College, People

  Max Lucado (2009). “A Love Worth Giving: Living in the Overflow of God's Love”, p.160, Harper Collins

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• Garages, barns and attics are always older than the buildings to which they are attached.

  Leonard Cohen

  Barns, Building, Attics

  Leonard Cohen (2011). “The Favourite Game”, p.19, Emblem Editions

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• My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There's a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that's beautiful. It's a little high. If it were three cents I'd snap it up.

  Louie Anderson

  Beautiful, Mom, Mother

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• Every time my brain parks the car neatly in the driveway, my mouth drives through the back of the garage.

  Dave Eggers

  Car, Brain, Mouths

  Dave Eggers (2013). “The Circle”, p.75, Vintage

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• Personal computers were created by some teenagers in garages because the, the wisdom of the computer industry was that people didn't want these little toys on their desk.

  Howard Rheingold

  Teenager, People, Want

  The Frontline Interview, www.pbs.org. June 15, 1995.

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• Your heart, Bessie, is an autumn garage.

  J. D. Salinger

  Heart, Autumn

  j.d. salinger (1961). “franny and zooey”

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• A 50-year-old company can innovate as well as two guys/gals in a garage.

  Guy Kawasaki

  Years, Two, Guy

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• Let's say you're a garage mechanic, and you have big dreams about opening up your own chain of branded garages around the country. Terrific.

  Gene Simmons

  Inspirational, Dream, Country

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• My heroes were Eddie Van Halen - especially after Van Halen I, II, III, and IV - Randy Rhoads, Ace Frehley and dudes like that. My brother played drums and we jammed in the garage and started writing our own stuff.

  Dimebag Darrell

  Brother, Hero, Writing

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• I think we're starved for a life of the senses. We're in the garage, we're in the car, we drive to work, we're in a windowless cubicle that's gray and beige. In a way, it's funny that we consider ourselves an advanced culture, because people who live in so-called primitive environments still enjoy the richness of the smells, colors, and sounds of our world. We all crave that.

  Janet Fitch

  Thinking, Our World, Color

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• It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.

  Milton Berle

  Christmas, Today, Tomorrow

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• You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the city.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Morning, Brother, Cities

  "Seinfeld" (season 3), "The Parking Garage" (3.6), September 18, 1991.

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• My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.

  Bob Hope

  Doors, Making Love, Next

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