One day a long time from now you'll cease to care anymore whom you please or what anybody has to say about you. That's when you'll finally produce the work you're capable of.
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
The world is full of actors pretending to be human
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them—if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry.
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
Happiness is a solid and joy is a liquid.
I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly
Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
Hell is the suffering of being unable to love.
I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry.
I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.
I'm up to my ears in unwritten words.
I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do something distinguished and all, be somebody interesting. It’s disgusting.
She was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddam hand dies on you, or else they think they have to keep moving their hand all the time, as if they were afraid they'd bore you or something. Jane was different. We'd get into a goddam movie or something, and right away we'd start holding hands, and we wouldn't quit till the movie was over. And without changing the position or making a big deal out of it. You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
Are all your stars shining?
The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding.
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