That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.
I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody. I'm sick of myself and everybody else that wants to make some kind of a splash.
I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
Don't hate me because I can't remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
I knew it wasn't too important, but it made me sad anyway.
Why's it so sunny?" she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. "I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy," he said.
I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do
There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked.
The existence of God, the why of life, was all that really only a question of glands?
It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true.
God, I wish you could have been there.
How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
Girls. You never know what they're going to think.
Give me an honest con man any day.
Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
Some people you shouldn't kid, even if they deserve it.
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
Something else an academic education will do for you. If you go along with it any considerable distance, it will begin to give you an idea what size mind you have. What’ll fit and, maybe, what it won’t. After a while, you’ll have an idea what kind of thoughts your mind should be wearing. For one thing, it may save you an extraordinary amount of time trying on ideas that won’t suit you, aren’t becoming to you. You’ll begin to know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
There are still a few men who love desperately.
Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to the rules.
When I really worry about something, I don’t just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don’t go. I’m too worried to go. I don’t want to interrupt my worrying to go.
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