Mattresses Quotes

• I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.

  Kim Kardashian

  Clothes, House, Cases

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• Insomnia is only mind over mattress.

  Jane Ace

  Sleep, Insomnia, Mind

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• I've got an air mattress for a bed...really living the high life.

  Clayton Kershaw

  Air, Bed, Really Living

  "Prospect Q&A: Clayton Kershaw". Interview with Adam Foster, www.baseballamerica.com. July 25, 2007.

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• I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on.

  Richard Armour

  Missing, Gone, Made

  Richard Armour (1972). “Out of my mind”, McGraw-Hill Companies

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• Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.

  Lawrence Tierney

  Birthday, Beautiful, Couple

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• Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress.

  Ariel Dorfman

  Gravitas, Significance, Exile

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• Lying on a feather mattress or quilt will not bring you renown.

  Leonardo da Vinci

  Quilts, Lying, Renown

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• Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

  Jim Backus

  Marriage, Men, Mistress

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• What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks.

  Judy Tenuta

  Men, Want, Cooks

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• Bless all useful objects,
  the spoons made of bone,
  the mattress I cook my dreams upon,
  the typewriter that is my church
  with an altar of keys always waiting.

  Anne Sexton

  Dream, Keys, Typewriters

  Anne Sexton (1975). “The Awful Rowing Toward God”, Boston : Houghton Mifflin

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• Hatred, like straw, makes for a lumpy mattress.

  Karen Kijewski

  Hate, Hatred, Straws

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• I don't need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I'll be the happiest camper.

  Ricky Martin

  Giving, Needs, Honest

  Details Interview, www.facebook.com. February 16, 2012.

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• America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.

  Jackie Mason

  Country, America, Tears

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• One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.

  Richard Marx

  Light, Cheesy, Rooms

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• Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress

  Tim Hawkins

  Moving, Two, Helping

  Twitter post from Jul 31, 2013

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• He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.

  Fred Allen

  Inspirational, Life, Motivational

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• The world is an oyster but you don't crack it open on a mattress

  Arthur Miller

  Oysters, Cracks, World

  'Death of a Salesman' (1949) act 1

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• The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.

  Dalton Trumbo

  Travel, Interesting, Bedroom

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• I must be like the princess who felt the pea through seven mattresses; each book is a pea.

  C. S. Forester

  Book, Princess, Seven

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• Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.

  Maya Angelou

  Positive, Self, Doe

  1974 Gather Together In My Name, ch.6.

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• Thanks for the reminder that i have to hit the gym today. I have'nt worked out in days. Unless one counted mattress gymnastics!!!

  Sylvia Day

  Gymnastics, Today, Thanks

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• Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.

  Noel Redding

  Song, Writing, Outlets

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• New York is a place where the rich walk, the poor drive Cadillacs, and beggars die of malnutrition with thousands of dollars hidden in their mattresses.

  Duke Ellington

  New York, Dollars, Cadillacs

  Duke Ellington (1973). “Music is my mistress”, Doubleday Books

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• It is Veterans Day, when we honor everyone who served in all of the campaigns. We honor them with dignity and respect, and of course mattress sales and tire discounts.

  Craig Ferguson

  Veterans Day, Honor, Campaigns

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• Sometimes the autobiographical link in each story is very literal, like I did work at The Texas School for the Blind, and I did once lose a mattress out of the back of a friend's truck.

  Arthur Bradford

  School, Texas, Stories

  Source: www.bookbrowse.com

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