It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.
My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.
I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.
Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.
I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.
Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.
My goal is to be remembered as a human being and as a great performer.
If you don't try, if you don't do something for yourself, you won't get anywhere.
My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.
I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?
George Burns was the father I never had
I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.
My entire life has been a lie.
I've done a lot of things and I've been a lot of people, but now I've come to realize who I am
Conceit is thinking you're great; egotism is knowing it.
I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting
You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life.
The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex
There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?
Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!
I don't want to be able to see the audience
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