It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.
My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.
I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.
Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.
Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.
I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.
If you don't try, if you don't do something for yourself, you won't get anywhere.
My goal is to be remembered as a human being and as a great performer.
I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?
I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25
My entire life has been a lie.
My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.
I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.
I've done a lot of things and I've been a lot of people, but now I've come to realize who I am
George Burns was the father I never had
Conceit is thinking you're great; egotism is knowing it.
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting
You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain.
The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex
There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?
I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life.
Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.
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