I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.
Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain.
Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did.
I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.
I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.
A-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on.
I don't want to be able to see the audience
Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!
I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life.
There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?
Sure my career means a hell of a lot, but it will never come before Sandy and my son.
I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off a bridge for me. I can't do that. I can only say, I owe you.
A group or an artist shouldn't get his money until his boss gets his.
I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.
The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do is find the right office to run for.
I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.
It happens to the best of them. You lay off singing and your throat gets out of practice. No excuses. I blew it.
Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about me. What's left?
I decided I was going to give up singing and concentrate on acting, and a result of that, I didn't do another film for two to three years, and I don't blame it on anybody but myself
It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that was flying away into space, farther from me all the time, leaving me content with myself
This marriage is no one's business but our own.
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