The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy
The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.
Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.
I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.
I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.
People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen
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