Pants Quotes - Page 7

• I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Sexy, Humor

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.94, Zondervan

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• If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

  Stephen Colbert

  Stupid, Self, Waiting

  Twitter post from Jun 27, 2012

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• Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.

  Josh Gates

  Rip, Sometimes, Adventurous

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• I am very much a seat-of-the-pants actor. I will prepare when I have to. But I like being unprepared.

  Lena Headey

  Actors, Seats, Unprepared

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• I often think about image, and image is something that - but in truth, the real artistic process, as I've understood it, is 95 percent intuitive, like seat-of-the-pants, at-the-moment decisions that you can't even explain, you know?

  George Saunders

  Real, Thinking, Decision

  "George Saunders On Absurdism And Ventriloquism In 'Tenth Of December'". "All Things Considered" with Jacki Lyden, www.npr.org. January 20, 2013.

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• You can't teach an ear, you can't teach talent, but you can teach people who have those things not to just fly by the seat of their pants.

  Marya Hornbacher

  People, Ears, Talent

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• Remember God likes us best when we are flying by the seats of our pants.

  Ruth Bernhard

  Flying, Likes, Remember

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• I like suits. I mean, I always feel good in a suit; I’m more of a suit guy than a shirt-and-jeans-type guy, probably. You know, like, I love Brad Goresky’s style. And sometimes he’ll wear a pair of, like, leopard pants, and I’m like, I couldn’t pull that off, but I appreciate it from afar.

  Jesse Tyler Ferguson

  Mean, Jeans, Appreciate

  "Jesse Tyler Ferguson on His Amazing Oscar-Party Photo Bomb (and the Sloppiest Modern Family Dresser)". Interview with Bennett Marcus, www.vanityfair.com. February 28, 2013.

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• I've been a storyteller all my life. When I was in high school, I used to amuse myself by driving through the woods at night and see how long it would be before I scared the pants off my friends - and if I could do it before I scared myself.

  Patricia Briggs

  School, Night, Long

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• You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's better than a kick in the pants, absolutely. But doing voiceover work doesn't make you rich. It just doesn't.

  Patrick Warburton

  Fun, Cartoon, Busy

  "Patrick Warburton on 'Hoodwinked'". Interview with Michael J. Lee, movies.radiofree.com. December 12, 2005.

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• When I was growing up, there were so many things I thought were stylish. Jabo jeans, V Bombers, Clarks, Vikings, Nugget watches, Lee pants with the patches, leather hats - which I still wear now. All hip-hop stuff, all South Bronx stuff.

  Swizz Beatz

  Growing Up, Jeans, Hip Hop

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• I went to my first drum n' bass rave when I was 16 and remember being terrified. Looking around, trying to figure out how to dance to this music, watching some girl in some hot pants, trying little ways to learn her movements.

  Katy B

  Girl, Trying, Movement

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• I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day.

  Jim Caviezel

  Way, Pool, Walks

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• And if you want to know why great editors scare the pants off of writers everywhere, read 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by Lynne Truss. The punctuation police are everywhere!

  Dorothea Benton Frank

  Editors, Police, Scare

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• There is that stereotype of a nerd with the high pants and pocket protector and that kind of thing. That can sustain comedy for maybe a movie - hence the 'Revenge of the Nerds' franchise - but not for hopefully years on the air. It's a sight gag, not a story.

  Johnny Galecki

  Revenge, Sight, Air

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• They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants.

  Bob Dylan

  Collateral

  Song: Bob Dylan's 115th Dream, Album: Bringing It All Back Home, 1965

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• Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

  Frank Zappa

  Lying, Honey

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• Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole?

  Lou Reed

  Doe, Needs, Politics

  Song: Strawman, Album: New York

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• I'm channelling my 14-year-old self. She's thinking about putting on her big hoop earrings and baggy pants and going to the mall downtown.

  Nelly Furtado

  Thinking, Years, Self

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• I write 'by the seat of my pants.' I love to do research. I am inspired by contemporary writers and contemporary events. I live in the real world.

  Iris Johansen

  Real, Writing, Events

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• You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.

  Mojo Nixon

  Sex, You Only Live Once, Chance

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• I have a really simple wardrobe. I wear a low-scoop tee every day with a tux or leather jacket and tux pants or black jeans. That's pretty much it.

  Johan Lindeberg

  Simple, Leather Jackets, Jeans

  "Best New Designers: Meet Johan Lindeberg (Again)". Interview with Andrew Richdale, www.gq.com. April 12, 2012.

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• When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal, you're flying by the seat of your pants - particularly when they're rewriting the show right up to the moment the camera goes on.

  Michael Richards

  Two, Flying, Cameras

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• People always want an explanation about everything and I cannot give it to them. Because I don't know myself. 'Why did you do a pair of pants like that?' I have no idea. I'm not going to have a 20-minute political discussion about the necessity for slashed, painted leather jeans. Basically, I don't know more than you.

  Hedi Slimane

  Jeans, Ideas, People

  "Hedi Slimane: putting the flounce into fashion" by Viv Groskop, www.theguardian.com. October 6, 2012.

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• Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them to do what they would be doing if government weren't there as a perpetual parent.

  Cal Thomas

  Government, People, Parent

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