Jerry Coleman Quotes

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• Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

  Jerry Coleman

  Wall, Stupidity, Way

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• And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

  "From the SABR archives: A conversation with Jerry Coleman". The SABR Oral History interview of Jerry Coleman by Walter Langford, sabr.org. May 10, 1988.

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• The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Daughter

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• A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Sports, Baseball

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• Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Baby

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• Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Senior, Baseball

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• The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• He slides into second with a stand-up double.

  Jerry Coleman

  Baseball, Double Standard, Slides

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• I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• There's two heads to every coin.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• What a great hitch to pit!

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• Hi, folks, I'm Jerry Gross. No, I'm not, I'm Jerry Coleman.

  Jerry Coleman

  Gross, Folks, Jerry

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• They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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• Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

  "Knucklehead of the week: Manny Ramirez" by Scott Ostler, www.sfgate.com. June 28, 2009.

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