Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
He slides into second with a stand-up double.
I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.
Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.
We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
There's two heads to every coin.
What a great hitch to pit!
Hi, folks, I'm Jerry Gross. No, I'm not, I'm Jerry Coleman.
They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
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