Jerry Coleman Quotes

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Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Jerry Coleman

Wall, Stupidity, Way

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And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Daughter

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He slides into second with a stand-up double.

Jerry Coleman

Baseball, Double Standard, Slides

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Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

"From the SABR archives: A conversation with Jerry Coleman". The SABR Oral History interview of Jerry Coleman by Walter Langford, sabr.org. May 10, 1988.

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Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Baby

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I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Senior, Baseball

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The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Wall

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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Sports, Baseball

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All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Humor

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You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.

Jerry Coleman

Liable, Downsizing, Asks

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I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Couple

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It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Baseball, Real

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Born: September 14, 1924
Died: January 5, 2014
Occupation: Baseball player
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