Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
He slides into second with a stand-up double.
If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
What a great hitch to pit!
I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.
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