Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
He slides into second with a stand-up double.
Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.
I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.
You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.
I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
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