Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out
You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, 'Can't anybody here play this game?' There comes a time in every man's life and I've had plenty of them.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.
See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.
Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.
We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!
Without losers, where would the winners be?
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.
I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great players.
If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?
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