All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out
See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, 'Can't anybody here play this game?' There comes a time in every man's life and I've had plenty of them.
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.
They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.
Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Without losers, where would the winners be?
I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.
We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
Well, the fella I got on there is hitting pretty good and I know he can make that throw, and if he don't make it that other fella I got coming has shown me a lot, and if he can't I have my guy and I know what he can do. On the other hand, the guy's not around now. And, well, this guy may be able to do it against left-handers if my guy ain't strong enough. I know one of my guys is gonna do it.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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