The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, 'Can't anybody here play this game?' There comes a time in every man's life and I've had plenty of them.
See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.
They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.
Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.
Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!
I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.
Without losers, where would the winners be?
I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great players.
You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.
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