Casey Stengel Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

  Casey Stengel

  Funny, Witty, Laughter

• They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

  Casey Stengel

  Funny, Beautiful, Sports

• They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work.

  Casey Stengel

  Funny, Work, Climbing

• Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

  Casey Stengel

  Funny, Sports, Airplane

• Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

  Casey Stengel

  Inspirational, Funny, Motivational

• There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

  Casey Stengel

  Funny, Life, Sports

  Quoted in Wash. Post, 6 May 1981. This quotation marks Stengel's grave.

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