No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, 'Can't anybody here play this game?' There comes a time in every man's life and I've had plenty of them.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
The Mets are gonna be amazing.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
That kid can hit balls over buildings.
They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.
Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.
They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.
What do you think, I was born at 60?
I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.
If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
Take everything you can get over in center. The Dago's heel is hurting pretty bad.
Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.
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