I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
Nobody ever had too many of them (pitchers).
If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live longer than Casey Stengel or anybody else.
All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.
I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.
(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.
Don't cut your nose off yourself.
Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.
He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.
I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.
We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.
Even my players aren't players.
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.
Wake up muscles we're in New York now.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
He (Mickey Mantle) has it in his body to be great.
What do you think, I was born at 60?
Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.
Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one.
Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.
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