They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.
Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.
I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.
Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
It's easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that's the hard part.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.
Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.
Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
You could look it up.
Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
Don't cut off your nose yourself.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.
I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.
There's nobody on my ball club that doesn't go from first to third on a base hit, or from second to home. Every time you steal a base, you're taking a gamble on getting thrown out, and taking the bat out of the hitter's hand.
I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.
I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.
The Mets has come along slow, but fast!
Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.
They said it couldn't be done, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.
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