The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you.
Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.
Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old
Don't cut off your nose yourself.
I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.
I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.
There's nobody on my ball club that doesn't go from first to third on a base hit, or from second to home. Every time you steal a base, you're taking a gamble on getting thrown out, and taking the bat out of the hitter's hand.
Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.
I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.
They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the Yankees.
We've got to learn how to stay out of triple plays.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Amazing strength, amazing power - he (Ron Swoboda) can grind the dust out of the bat. He will be great, super even wonderful. Now, if he can only learn to catch a fly ball.
You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
The Mets has come along slow, but fast!
Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of them birds.
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.
If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.
He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.
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