If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.
Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
They said it couldn't be done, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.
Don't cut off your nose yourself.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.
Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old
It's easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that's the hard part.
The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.
They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.
I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
You could look it up.
Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.
I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.
I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.
There's nobody on my ball club that doesn't go from first to third on a base hit, or from second to home. Every time you steal a base, you're taking a gamble on getting thrown out, and taking the bat out of the hitter's hand.
A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
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