The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.
I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.
George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.
Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
The ballgame is over...in this inning.
That home run ties it up, 1-0.
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