Jerry Coleman Funny Quotes

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• The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

  "From the SABR archives: A conversation with Jerry Coleman". The SABR Oral History interview of Jerry Coleman by Walter Langford, sabr.org. May 10, 1988.

• Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• The big ballpark can do it all!

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Rain

• You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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