Jerry Coleman Funny Quotes

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• The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

  "From the SABR archives: A conversation with Jerry Coleman". The SABR Oral History interview of Jerry Coleman by Walter Langford, sabr.org. May 10, 1988.

• Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Senior, Baseball

• Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Daughter

• Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Running

• Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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