Jerry Coleman Funny Quotes

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• The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

  "From the SABR archives: A conversation with Jerry Coleman". The SABR Oral History interview of Jerry Coleman by Walter Langford, sabr.org. May 10, 1988.

• Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Taken

• The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• The ballgame is over...in this inning.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• That home run ties it up, 1-0.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Running

• You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Hurt

• It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Jesus

• Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

• Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Humor

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