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You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

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Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.

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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

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Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.

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I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

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Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

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Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.

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If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.

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On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

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"Jerry Coleman, 89, Yankee Infielder, Fighter Pilot and Voice of the Padres" by George Vecsey, www.nytimes.com. January 6, 2014.

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Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

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The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.

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He can be lethal death.

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Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

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Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.

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Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.

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From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

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Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

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There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

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Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.

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That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.

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Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.

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That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.

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Born: September 14, 1924
Died: January 5, 2014
Occupation: Baseball player
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