Room Service Quotes

• Room service? Send up a larger room.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Crazy

  Room Service (motion picture) (1938). Screenplay by Morrie Ryskind.

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• There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

  Linda Sunshine

  Travel, People, Three

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• This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Numbers

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• I get excited about room-service menus! I really do.

  Colin Farrell

  Rooms, Excited, Menus

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• There's nothing in the world more silent than the telephone the morning after everybody pans your play. It won't ring from room service; your mother won't be calling you. If the phone has not rung by 8 in the morning, you're dead.

  David Mamet

  Mother, Morning, Phones

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• I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.

  Erma Bombeck

  Beautiful, Cooking, Fiction

  Erma Bombeck (2011). “I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression”, p.97, Fawcett

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• The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

  Red Buttons

  Ice, Dinner, Captains

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• Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Eggs, Twenties, Sandwiches

  Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.287, Vintage

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• When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

  Pharrell Williams

  Order, Peanut Butter, Jelly

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

  Triple H

  Wwe, Rooms, Fluff

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• I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

  Bill Maher

  Two, Sandwiches, Rooms

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• The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Japan

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• I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control.

  Roseanne Barr

  Nature, Healing, Loss

  Roseanne, Roseanne Barr (1989). “Roseanne: my life as a woman”, Harpercollins

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• As a model, it's a gypsy kind of life: living in hotels, working all the time, ordering room service instead of cooking for yourself. There's absolutely no nest-building.

  Eva Herzigova

  Cooking, Nests, Rooms

  "Eva Herzigova: Model, Mom, Activist". Interview with Violet Moon Gaynor, www.elle.com. April 20, 2010.

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• Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

  Jimmy Carr

  Luxury Hotels, Giving, Breakfast

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• I'm totally sick of hotels. I'm totally sick of room service. I'm totally sick of how can I help you ma'am? I just want to go home and wash some dishes, play with my cat, watch some TV.

  V V Brown

  Home, Cat, Play

  "V V Brown Tells How She Fights Homesickness!". Interview with Kaitlin Menza, www.seventeen.com. January 3, 2012.

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• I like the desert for short periods of time, from inside a car, with the windows rolled up, and the doors locked. I prefer beach resorts with room service.

  Anne Lamott

  Beach, Doors, Car

  Anne Lamott (2006). “Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith”, p.6, Penguin

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• He was feeling buoyant, flexible. He wanted to go jogging. He stood. He couldn't go jogging. He called room service and ordered a basket of breads and pastries.

  Dave Eggers

  Feelings, Jogging, Rooms

  Dave Eggers (2012). “A Hologram for the King”, p.158, Vintage

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• You eat the room service employees every time?” Denise asked, shocked. “Of course. But don’t fret on their behalf. I always tip well.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Rooms, Employee, Wells

  Jeaniene Frost (2010). “First Drop of Crimson”, p.37, Harper Collins

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• I was in the show for 21 days once-the 21 greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. It was great. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains.

  Kevin Costner

  Money, Practice, White

  "Fictional character: Crash Davis". "Bull Durham", www.imdb.com. 1988.

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• In The Bob Hope Golf Classic (LWT) the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at one stage at the disposal of a man who might have either pressed it by mistake or else pressed it deliberately in order to obtain room service.

  Clive James

  Mistake, Golf, Men

  Clive James (2017). “Clive James On Television”, p.503, Pan Macmillan

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• I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

  Peter O'Toole

  Couple, Theatre, Lasts

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• Oh, we've had our share of hotels bein' smashed and all, but that was a long time ago. You get lousy room service... I mean, there's no use throwin' a TV set out the window for the sake of throwin' a TV set out the window. But if you get a lousy picture then you have an excuse

  Angus Young

  Mean, Long, Use

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• I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's door. Because I don't want the remnants. I don't want to be caught, like, being like the pig that I was at two in the morning.

  Drew Barrymore

  Morning, Pigs, Doors

  "An Interview With Ben Stiller And Drew Barrymore". Interview with Steve Head, www.ign.com. September 24, 2003.

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• I'm always really worried about ruining their lives. Especially with people that aren't famous. It's such a massive change. I'm kind of a paranoid wreck. I've eaten a lot of room service.

  Robert Pattinson

  People, Wrecks, Rooms

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