Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate!
Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
You can't write a term paper before breakfast.
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.
I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!
I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.
I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.
I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!
The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.
Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?
That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written all over it. Study it carefully Linus. You rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull vacant look in the eyes. Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a failure face that your liable to see for a long while.
Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!
I come from a long line of generations!
Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!
I enjoy looking at your face... Whenever I look at your face, a question always comes to my mind... Will man ever succeed in reaching the moon?
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.
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