Love is a letter on pink stationery.
You can't eat compliments.
Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.
Love is not knowing what you're talking about.
Sometimes, when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window... She waves at you, and you wave back... But it's her grandmother.
I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
Little brothers are the buck privates of life!
I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that.
What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!
A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.
See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo." "He says he's not your sweet babboo." "What does he know?
You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.
You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?
Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.
Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate!
Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!
If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.
I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.
I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.
I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!
The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.
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