Charles M. Schulz Quotes - Page 9

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• Little brothers are the buck privates of life!

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  Brother, Little Brother, Bucks

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• I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that.

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  Religious, Thinking, Talking

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• What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!

  Charles M. Schulz

  Fun, Happened

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• That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

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  Funny, Dog, Thinking

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• Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

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  Funny, Baseball, Cards

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• A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Noses, Affection

  "Fictional character: Lucy". "Snoopy Come Home", www.imdb.com. 1972.

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• See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo." "He says he's not your sweet babboo." "What does he know?

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  Sweet, Valentine, Doe

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• If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.

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  Girl, Mean, Thinking

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• You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

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  Mittens, Juice, Wet

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• Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Beagles, Snoopy

  Charles M. Schulz, Natalie Shaw (2015). “Meet the Peanuts Gang!: With Fun Facts, Trivia, Comics, and More!”, p.24, Simon and Schuster

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• You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?

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  Friendly, Would Be, Santa

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• Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.

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  Girl, Dream, Crazy

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• Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate!

  Charles M. Schulz

  Real, Stupid, New Shoes

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• Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!

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  Weed, Thinking, Soul

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• You can't write a term paper before breakfast.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Writing, Term Paper, Breakfast

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• If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

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  Book, Writing, Artist

  "This Modern World". Comic strip by Tom Tomorrow, February 21, 2000.

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• There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

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  Unrequited Love, Reality, Peanut Butter

  "Fictional character: Charlie Brown". "You're in Love, Charlie Brown", www.imdb.com. 1967.

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• I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.

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  Jumping, Rope, Fine

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• I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Thinking, People, Draws

  Address to the Sonoma County Press Club as quoted in the Sonoma County Press Democrat, February 13, 2000.

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• I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.

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  Desire, Torn

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• I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

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  Real, Answers, Want

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• The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.

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  Drawing, Wanted, Cartoonist

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• A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

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  Moving, Feet, Three

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• Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

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  Valentine, Thoughts Of You, Dear

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• My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten." "Tell him to take out the goalie.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Games, Grandfather, Goalies

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