If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.
Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.
Life is too short not to live it up a little!
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.
In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.
It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.
What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?
One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.
Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.
Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!
It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!
Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Never, ever, ever give up.
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.
Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.
This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.
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