Charles M. Schulz Quotes - Page 2

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• Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Writing, Names, Lists

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• Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Beautiful, Sunset, Peaceful

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• I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Funny, Mistake, Peanuts

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• Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Funny, Family, Sister

  Peanuts (comic strip), 17 June 1961

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• The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.

  Charles M. Schulz

  World, Counselor, Filled

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• Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?

  Charles M. Schulz

  Nice, Sadness, Vcr

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• Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Fitness, Dirty, Food

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• I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Thinking, Want, Worship

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• One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Nice, Special, Moments

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• I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Life, Spiritual, Fun

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• Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Sleep, Two, Wake Up

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• I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Funny, Witty, People

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• There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

  Charles M. Schulz

  Halloween, People, Three

  "Fictional character: Linus van Pelt". "Peanuts" comic strip by Charles M. Schulz, October 25, 1961.

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• What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

  Charles M. Schulz

  Inspirational, Trying, Soft Drinks

  Judy Katschke, Charles M. Schulz, Peter LoBianco, Nick LoBianco (2002). “It's Time for School, Charlie Brown”, p.18, Simon and Schuster

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• There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

  Charles M. Schulz

  Nice, Attractive, Nice Smile

  Charles M. Schulz (2006). “1959-1960”

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• If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Determination, Real, Teeth

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• I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as the congregation gets to the point where you are not on fairly intimate terms with every other person in that church, then you have become a theater where people can attend services. I do not think you can attend a church service. Service is not something which is there to be viewed as if it were a play or a movie.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Thinking, Church Service, Play

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• It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Funny, Sheep, Years

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• There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Ifs

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• Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Years, Bars, Candy Bar

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• If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Inspirational, Funny, Laughter

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• This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.

  Charles M. Schulz

  One Day At A Time, Trying, Way

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• No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Jesus, Interesting, Dinner

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• Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!

  Charles M. Schulz

  Tree, Leafs

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• Happiness is a warm puppy.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Life, Happiness, Dog

  Peanuts (comic strip), 25 Apr. 1960

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