To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures is. However, at this particular moment I cannot find so much to laugh at as I would like.
Thousands of people have talent. I might as well congratulate you for having eyes in your head. The one and only thing that counts is: Do you have staying power?
Christmas is at our throats again.
Having to read footnotes resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love.
How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.
Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.
Television is for appearing on, not looking at.
But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?
If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia.
He's completely unspoiled by failure.
Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first. I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
How foolish to think that one can ever slam the door in the face of age. Much wiser to be polite and gracious and ask him to lunch in advance.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.
Madame Bovary is the sexiest book imaginable. The woman's virtually a nyphomaniac but you won't find a vulgar word in the entire thing.
As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on.
What I adore is supreme professionalism. I’m bored by writers who can write only when it’s raining.
Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.
I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all.
I do not intend to let myself down more than I can possibly help, and I find that the fewer illusions I have about myself or the world around me, the better company I am for myself.
I can take any amount of criticism, as long as it is unqualified praise.
Bed is the perfect climate.
Hollywood is a place where some people lie on the beach and look up at the stars, whereas other people lie on the stars and look down at the beach.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: