But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Thousands of people have talent. I might as well congratulate you for having eyes in your head. The one and only thing that counts is: Do you have staying power?
I will accept anything in the theatre . . . provided it amuses or moves me. But if it does neither, I want to go home.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
Television is for appearing on, not looking at.
Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first. I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.
She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.
To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures is. However, at this particular moment I cannot find so much to laugh at as I would like.
He's completely unspoiled by failure.
Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.
If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia.
How foolish to think that one can ever slam the door in the face of age. Much wiser to be polite and gracious and ask him to lunch in advance.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.
Madame Bovary is the sexiest book imaginable. The woman's virtually a nyphomaniac but you won't find a vulgar word in the entire thing.
As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on.
What I adore is supreme professionalism. I’m bored by writers who can write only when it’s raining.
I can't sing, but I know how to, which is quite different.
Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.
I do not intend to let myself down more than I can possibly help, and I find that the fewer illusions I have about myself or the world around me, the better company I am for myself.
I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all.
I can take any amount of criticism, as long as it is unqualified praise.
Hollywood is a place where some people lie on the beach and look up at the stars, whereas other people lie on the stars and look down at the beach.
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