Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
Beautiful things don't ask for attention.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.
Women deserve to have more than 12 years between 28 and 40.
I never had a dog that showed a human fear of death. Death, to a dog, is the final unavoidable compulsion, the least ineluctable scent on a fearsome trail, but they like to face it alone, going out into the woods, among the leaves, if there are any leaves when their time comes, enduring without sentimental human distraction the Last Loneliness, which they are wise enough to know cannot be shared by anyone.
A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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