Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
Every time is a time for comedy in a world of tension that would languish without it. But I cannot confine myself to lightness in a period of human life that demands light. We all know that, as the old adage has it, "It is later than you think." But I also say occasionally: "It is lighter than you think." In this light let's not look back in anger, or forward in fear, but around in awareness.
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.
Looks can be deceiving; it's eating that's believing.
I have figured for you the distance between the horns of a dilemma, night and day, and A and Z. I have computed how far is Up, how long it takes to get Away, and what becomes of Gone. I have discovered the length of the sea serpent, the price of priceless, and the square of the hippopotamus. I know where you are when you are at Sixes and Sevens, how much Is you have to have to make an Are, and how many birds you can catch with the salt in the ocean - 187,796,132, if it would interest you.
Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.
If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
For one thing, she pronounced flowers 'flars' and I couldn't let it slide.
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
Every man is occasionally visited by the suspicion that the planet on which he is riding is not really going anywhere; that the Force which controls its measured eccentricities hasn't got anything special in mind. If he broods on this somber theme long enough he gets the doleful idea that the laughing children on a merry-go-round or the thin, fine hands of a lady's watch are revolving more purposely than he is.
With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
Reason is 6/7 of treason.
But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.
The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.
Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
I don't believe the writer should know too much where he's going. If he does, he runs into old man blueprintold man propaganda.
Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.
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