Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.
He taught me the difference between a good single malt whisky and a bad one.
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.
Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
You can steal my women but don't play with my whiskey.
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn't have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey.
It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky
Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!
Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!
Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.
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