The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Be true to yourself, help others, make each day your masterpiece, make friendship a fine art, drink deeply from good books - especially the Bible, build a shelter against a rainy day, give thanks for your blessings and pray for guidance every day.
I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.
One more drink and I'll be under the host.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self. Therefore, trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility.
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
I am happy to make money. I want to make more money, make more music, eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers.
Drinking is a way of ending the day.
On long haul flights I always drink loads and loads of water and eat light and healthy food.
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
When in doubt tell the truth.
I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.
One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.
Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
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