There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
My teenage years were exactly what they were supposed to be. Everybody has their own path. It's laid out for you. It's just up to you to walk it.
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
Don't laugh at youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own.
We need never be hopeless because we can never be irreperably broken.
The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits.
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
When you are seventeen you aren't really serious.
You have teenagers thinking they're going to make millions as NBA stars when that's not realistic for even 1 percent of them. Becoming a scientist or engineer is.
My kids idea of a hard life is to live in a house with only one phone.
The teenager seems to have replaced the Communist as the appropriate target for public controversy and foreboding.
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is for them.
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.
The Gulf War was like teenage sex. We got in too soon and out too soon.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.
What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.
It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and TV. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall.
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