A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.
May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A free press is one that prints a dictator's speech but doesn't have to.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
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