In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.
A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.
In most hierarchies, supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
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