There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.
Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.
The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
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