When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.
There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.
Lead, follow or get of the way
The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.
Poetry is that which is lost in translation.
If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.
They lead only as the carved wooden figurehead leads the ship.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.
Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.
Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.
When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.
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