Jerry Lawler Quotes - Page 2

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• In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.

  Jerry Lawler

  Mean, Good Day, Reality

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• You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.

  Jerry Lawler

  Stars, Wrestling, Two

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• Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

  Jerry Lawler

  Ems, Values

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Makeup, Men

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• Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

  Jerry Lawler

  Fighting, Peace With God, Today

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• Is he dancing or having a seizure?

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Dancing, Seizures

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• If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

  Jerry Lawler

  Firsts, Succeed, Loser

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• Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.

  Jerry Lawler

  Common, Silent, Neighborhood

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• Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.

  Jerry Lawler

  Mom, Dream, My Mom

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• Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Sea, Sick

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!

  Jerry Lawler

  Mark, Iceberg, Ifs

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• Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Whipped Cream, Cream

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• There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

  Jerry Lawler

  Neighbor, Caught, Adages

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• Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

  Jerry Lawler

  Book, Redneck, Phones

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

  Jerry Lawler

  Snakes, People, Drunk

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me

  Jerry Lawler

  Real, Mean, Talking

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• If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.

  Jerry Lawler

  Rain, Wwe, Would Be

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• Foley looks like an un-made bed.

  Jerry Lawler

  Funny, Wwe, Looks

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• I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!

  Jerry Lawler

  Hate, Racist, Hart

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• A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!

  Jerry Lawler

  Hurt, Sex, Fall

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes".

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• As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Say Anything, World

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• I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

  Jerry Lawler

  Fire, Wwe, Giving

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• You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

  Jerry Lawler

  Arkansas, Happens, Knows

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Drunk

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• What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

  Jerry Lawler

  Funny, Wwe, Ties

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