J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.
Go back to your bingo hall.
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
Are you ready for some puppies?!
Is he dancing or having a seizure?
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.
OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
Can I press one for English?
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