Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.
I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!
Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.
Is he dancing or having a seizure?
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.
But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.
Are you ready for some puppies?!
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
The fats dented the flats.
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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