Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.
Ideas are like beards; men do not have them until they grow up.
It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.
Don't judge a man by the size of his ego or his heart, but on the epicness of his beard and the beautiful woman on his arm
Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!
Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.
You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.
Beards in olden times, were the emblems of wisdom and piety.
The beard must not be plucked. Ye shall not deface the figure of your beard.
Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.
The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes.
A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you couldn't shave.
There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.
There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard.
I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be growing a beard.
I had a really good time in New Orleans, although I had some very tragic times in Baton Rouge. Some guys beat me up and threw my horn away. 'Cause I had a beard, then, and long hair like the Beatles.
I just lead my life as naturally, as normally as I possibly can. But I can't help it if controversy is hounding me day in and day out. I'm quite amazed sometimes by the way they go about it. I grow a beard and it lands up in the editorial in The Times of India.
Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.
I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai.
It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.
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