Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.
Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.
Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?
A good lather is half the shave.
Once you start shaving you're done at Disney.
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you've the chance.
I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
As Einstein queried, 'Why is it that I get my best ideas in the morning while I'm shaving?' Shaving is like meditation with a sharp object. When the mind is empty and receptive, big ideas flow through every cell of our body. When we're thinking too hard, we tense up and nothing can flow through us; our energy gets stuck in our heads. Sometimes you have to take a leap of faith and trust that if you turn off your head, your feet will take you where you need to go.
Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.
Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.
If Rilke cut himself shaving, he would bleed poetry.
It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.
I shave without using shaving cream.
Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.
I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I'm in the kissing mode!
Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs.
One of things about beards is that, when men reach a certain age, they'd like to see if they can grow one. It's a phenomenon I understand very well. After you get over the itchy face, you go, "Oh, I don't have to shave, that's cool." And then you move into the philosophical thing- people say, "You look weird, you have a beard." And you say, "No, actually, it's weird to shave." Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.
Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning, to keep watch over my thoughts, because, if a line of poetry strays into my memory, my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act.
I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.
He opened the jar of pickles when no one else could. He was the only one in the house who wasn't afraid to go into the basement by himself. He cut himself shaving, but no one kissed it or got excited about it. It was understood when it rained, he got the car and brought it around to the door. When anyone was sick, he went out to get the prescription filled. He took lots of pictures... but he was never in them.
You take a fraction of reality and expand on it. It's very seldom totally at odds with the facts. It's shaving a piece of reality off.
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