We are even better looking on the small screen
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.
We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.
My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.
Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.
The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.
It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.
Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.
Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.
I shave without using shaving cream.
I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.
Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for you, and why don't you enjoy it? That's a hell of an analogy, but it's about the same thing.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
I ask myself why I do it [work]. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body.
I'm not an NBA player anymore.
At my age, very few people can handle it.
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