Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun.
I'm friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time.
When I look back to when I had my first son, I was unhappy. I couldn't understand why the weight wasn't just falling off.
There just are not a lot of overweight people in Hollywood.
Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.
My mother, she's like, She can work on herself.
I thought that somehow your life would be much different when you're famous... and it's not. You just buy more stuff.
It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.
If you want to be an actor, you need to learn how to act first, even in sketch comedy.
When you are mad at yourself, you are mad at everybody.
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