Kick him when he's down, he's easier to reach.
On top of all that, look at this guy? I mean he's a idiot, he's 7 feet of pure idiot. You put his brain in a parakeet... zing! It'll fly backwards.
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
It doesn't make you bad losing to Rob Van Dam... it just makes you like everybody else.
This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?
Hard work pays off, dreams come true. Bad times don't last, but BAD GUYS do.
Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.
Professional wrestling has moved so far to the athleticism side and people are overly indulging in the stunt monkeys, but that's why there are so many injuries all the time. You need to break open your soul, break open your mind, and remember that pro wrestling is magic.
This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays.
I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.
Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. Wooooo!
The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be
Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?
This guy makes coffee nervous.
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.
Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back.
To be that man, you've got to beat the man. Woooo!
They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.
Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni.
I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.
I found out in pro wrestling that it works better if you just try and be yourself versus working on something you're not, so I'm me and maybe it's magnified a bit, but it's easier just being me.
If there was a Mount Rushmore for pro wrestling cities, Chicago and New York would be on there. After that, it's debatable.
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.
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