You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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