You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
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