Redneck Quotes - Page 7

• You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Party, Teeth, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Car, Might, Bumper Sticker

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• You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dresses, Might, Deer

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• You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Rats, Birth

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• You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Wall, Mean, Might

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• Well, as an artist, I think that Elvis's generosity to me he always talked very highly about me, he always spoke very highly about my work and singing and my writing.

  Jackie DeShannon

  Writing, Thinking, Artist

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• Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up there. He was talking on the telephone.

  Minnie Pearl

  Talking, Breakfast, Telephones

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• Elvis was a big influence to my music, but Loretta Lynn was, as well.

  Tanya Tucker

  Influence, Bigs, Wells

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• Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going.

  Jackie DeShannon

  Littles, Mischievous, Practicals

  Interview with David Adams, www.elvis.com.au. August 2, 2015.

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• Elvis Costello had a brand new bag. He was a musician, but he knew all about the attitude part of it.

  Nick Lowe

  Attitude, Musician, Bags

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• You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Color, Ties, Car

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• You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Queens, Mean, Wife

  Jeff Foxworthy (2004). “You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read”, p.97, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Hunting, Might, Deer

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• You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Drinking, Beer, Light

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• You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Senior, Mother, Years

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• You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Numbers, Age, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Your Mom, Momma

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• You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Worry, House, Alcohol

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• You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Thinking, Styrofoam, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Thinking, Trials, Might

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• You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  War, Southern, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Tickets, Concerts

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• You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Airplane, Flying, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Cousin, Waiting, Might

  Jeff Foxworthy (2004). “There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays: A Redneck Christmas”, p.47, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Four, Might, Break

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